Our Favorite Dental Jokes
August 16th is National tell a joke day and what better way to commemorate this occasion than with a “hilarious” dental joke. We picked some of our favorites and wanted to share them with you.
When does a king know that it’s time to visit the dentist?
When he needs some work done on his crown
What does a dentist look for in a new computer?
Plenty of bytes
What do vampires and dentures have in common?
They both need to come out at night
What happens to a bear if he loses his teeth?
He becomes a gummy bear
Why did the dentist refuse to go out on a date?
He was already taking out a tooth
Why do dentists always win at tug of war?
They know how to brace themselves
What is a dentist’s favorite way to wirelessly connect a device?
What did the dentist win?
A little plaque
Why did the deer need cosmetic dental surgery?
He had buck teeth
What do dentists and golfers have in common?
They are always looking for the next hole-in-one
What is the best way to fix a broken tooth?
Why would a doughnut go to the dentist?
He needed to get a filling
What is a dentist’s favorite game?
Tooth or Dare
When should a tree go to the dentist
When it needs a root canal
If you want to hear more corny dental jokes or need dental work, please get in touch with our team, we promise to be nice, we don’t want to hurt anyone’s fillings.